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Monday, October 19th, 2009
The interesting thing about this shoot is that we have a real MILF. Not just a MILF bit a proper MILF with a genuine young partner. There seems to be such interest in this stark contrast of mature sophisticated woman with the young partner and I find this real hot because I remember loosing my virginity to a woman half my age and I was considerably younger than Steve who has been with Nikki for nearly ten years and married for two and their relationship consolidated with a child. Nikki has another two from a previous relationship.
Its also strange that Steve doesn’t like camera agreed to even do a vid in the first place. That would have meade me doubtful of the shoot had I found this out before we booked the shoot.
Nikki has a lovely body on her and I can definitely dl why she appealed to Steve. All that wealth of sexual experience and confidence must feel liberating when u know u are in the hands of a young babe that knows and wants to do what she is doing, especially when u download how curvy her bum is and it still has dimples!!! They started off in the usual way couples start off, kissing and canoodling, fondling and groping each other with Nikki reaching into Steves pants to fondle his penis to hardness as he rubbed and fingered her twat to get her prepared for the penetration that would ensue.
Nikki led Steve upstairs to their bedroom and sat on him when he laid down on the bed to have her vagina licked as she reached back and fondled his weiner to hardness as she grind her bitch into his face. The moaning and groaning told me she was liking what he was doing to her and she got up to squirt on him as she came then carried straight on sucking his dick in the 69 position as he continued licking her out until his peen was ready for ho, she turned right round and sat on it, rocking it inside her like it was a joystick (I guess that’s where the word came from)…Also notice the lady is also sexually in charge by taking the initiative. Another appeal of the MILF. She rode his penis facing away looking back at his reactions as he watched her arse going up and down with his peen firmly entrenched in her wet cunt and when it sprung out she moved her vagina back on his mouth as she sucked her vagina juices off his penis.
Tags: Babe, Bitch, Bum, Couples, Fondling, Joystick, Milf, Nikki, Peen, Penetration, Sexual Experience, Sophisticated Woman, Squirt, Stark Contrast, Twat, Upstairs, Vagina, Virginity, Weiner, Woman Half My Age
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Monday, October 19th, 2009
The interesting thing about this shoot is that we have a real MILF. Not just a MILF bit a proper MILF with a genuine young partner. There seems to be such interest in this stark contrast of mature sophisticated woman with the young partner and I find this real hot because I remember loosing my virginity to a woman half my age and I was considerably younger than Steve who has been with Nikki for nearly ten years and married for two and their relationship consolidated with a child. Nikki has another two from a previous relationship.
Its also strange that Steve doesn’t like camera agreed to even do a vid in the first place. That would have meade me doubtful of the shoot had I found this out before we booked the shoot.
Nikki has a lovely body on her and I can definitely dl why she appealed to Steve. All that wealth of sexual experience and confidence must feel liberating when u know u are in the hands of a young babe that knows and wants to do what she is doing, especially when u download how curvy her bum is and it still has dimples!!! They started off in the usual way couples start off, kissing and canoodling, fondling and groping each other with Nikki reaching into Steves pants to fondle his penis to hardness as he rubbed and fingered her twat to get her prepared for the penetration that would ensue.
Nikki led Steve upstairs to their bedroom and sat on him when he laid down on the bed to have her vagina licked as she reached back and fondled his weiner to hardness as she grind her bitch into his face. The moaning and groaning told me she was liking what he was doing to her and she got up to squirt on him as she came then carried straight on sucking his dick in the 69 position as he continued licking her out until his peen was ready for ho, she turned right round and sat on it, rocking it inside her like it was a joystick (I guess that’s where the word came from)…Also notice the lady is also sexually in charge by taking the initiative. Another appeal of the MILF. She rode his penis facing away looking back at his reactions as he watched her arse going up and down with his peen firmly entrenched in her wet cunt and when it sprung out she moved her vagina back on his mouth as she sucked her vagina juices off his penis.
Tags: Babe, Bitch, Bum, Couples, Fondling, Joystick, Milf, Nikki, Peen, Penetration, Sexual Experience, Sophisticated Woman, Squirt, Stark Contrast, Twat, Upstairs, Vagina, Virginity, Weiner, Woman Half My Age
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Thursday, September 10th, 2009
U could tell Ian loved eating her twat because he skipped the obligatory suckjob and went for the main course of sticking his rigid tool straight into her sopping wet slut and u could tell she wanted it by the way she was bucking and grinding her hips down on him deep before switching positions to go on top where she grinded down on him harder bringing her arse up high . This prompted a moment between them where Ian complained she was doing this to make his penis feel like it was 12 foot long! I was a bit lost here but filmed the tail end of this minor dispute because..well its real innit?…And ian isn’t exactly little in the mangina department either.

After this they continued in the bathroom where it was a bit cooler as Elle sat on the sink with her legs spread wide with one foot on the door hinge and another on the heated towel rail as Ian plowed into her hairy vag. I have to admit it was refreshing seeing a young lady with a bit more than a tufty down there. I think its quite horny. Far too many models with bare naked pussies these days for my liking. Not that I don’t mind a shaved choocha, but when every lady is doing it, it does make you pay extra attention to the minority that are different.
Ian plowed back and forth into her bush and pulled out to blow his trademark cream of goo in several squirty sprays on her stomach and boobs as his jizz ran down and collected in a pool to drip off her muff. I took the precaution from previous experiences working with Ian to stand behind him to avoid being shot at point blank range. Its not pleasant I can assure u. For me the best part was what they brought to this rather than what they did which was not overly spectacular as porn expectations of professionals go by but then its more about feelings than putting on a show which makes this more interesting for me as I hope it does for u, the patrons of this site.
Tags: Door Hinge, Drip, Goo, Heated Towel Rail, Innit, Jizz, Liking, Minor Dispute, Muff, Naked Pussies, Point Blank Range, Precaution, Putting On A Show, Rigid Tool, Suckjob, Tufty, Twat, Vag, Wet Slut, Young Lady
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Thursday, July 30th, 2009
This is the first time I’ve been offered a couple by a UK agent that I actually took up. As it turned out Cyprus and Paul turned out great. They had the perfect blend of purity and sense of fun and mishief that I expect in a couple wanting to make a scene of their sexual event and are a lively couple who are crazy about each other and took the opportunity to do this shoot by the proverbial horns. The moment Paul called me on the phone the day before asking if we could do the shoot outdorrs and me hearing Cyprus with her bubbly nature squealing in excitement in the background I knew I was onto a winner before we even did the shoot.

Cyprus is a very attractive young babe and even though Paul is considerably older, he is in real good shape and u can download the chemistry between this couple. They were just sizzling which was appropriate as it was a really nice day for them to shine and have mad fun and mad fun they had as we arrived at an old church ruin in the middle of a field in Milton Keynes and even though we had a good dl all over the field I still had to be careful as u never know who was going to come by but that was the whole attraction of it. They kicked off by getting out of the car and Paul lay her on the bonnet of the car and ate her pusy before she gave him a bj then picked her up to lay her on her back on the back bonnet with her head back as he nailed her in the mouth with his cock then picked her up as she was upside down still sucking his wang as he ate her twat.
Paul certainly loved Cyrpus dressing up in her sheer netted black top with no bra on underneath and a short skirt. She wore soft shoes as high heels would’ve been a pain with all that clambering around we had to do. Not to mention the ducking and diving too when the occasional person happened along. As we moved away from the car we were more in the open therefore likely be caught…which added to the sheer naughtiness of doing this in the first place.
Tags: Bj, Bonnet, Church Ruin, Dl, Good Shape, High Heels, Horns, Milton Keynes, Naughtiness, Nice Day, Occasional Person, Perfect Blend, Purity, Pusy, Sense Of Fun, Sheer, Short Skirt, Soft Shoes, Twat, Updat
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Wednesday, July 15th, 2009
Kirsty and Chris came to my attention through Lara, 1 half of another couple featured on here who both seemed as keen as beans to do their very first scene shoot never having even done it for themselves. After a bit of time talking to them, the day came and I was driving to meet them in person where they live in Swansea.

I arrived to meet a rather attractive couple with a bit of an age gap between them. Kirsty is 21 and Chris is about 30 something. Both have been together for some time now before getting together the past year or so and they’ve been discovering things together as couples usually do and one of those things is swinging which they both enjoy enormously. The reason behind them doing a video stemmed from this. They have had sex in front of complete strangers and found they really enjoyed it. I think this was more Chris idea and Kirsty agreed to it with a mischievous grin. Chris soon found out performing on a film was not quite the same as fucking in front of people watching. I was there to make a film so wasn’t sure if I was supposed to be turned on and having a fiddle with me knob doing so. I’m a professional and don’t do such things….well I would’ve cos Kirsty was real cute but it was far at the back of my mind and could’ve had a different outcome. For the best or worse who knows. But when you are getting to know each other u don’t really take that chance. I mean its something that could either rock your world and make u wake up to how sleazy the porn industry can be. I prefer the more civilised approach and considered it rude. Not that I hadn’t thought of it if it was to aid their mov making experience.
So they are getting it on in the first act of the video where Kirsty settles down with her glass of beer feeling awkward as its her first time so I kind of prompt the proceedings by goading Chris on who really didn’t need much prompting as he went straight for her twat, pulling her knickers aside and gave her vagina a good lashing with his tongue as she bucked, moaned and writhed around, and forced his head into her slut as if suffocating him. Chris wasn’t complaining.
Tags: Age Gap, Amp, Attractive Couple, Back Of My Mind, Couples, Fiddle, Gap, Glass Of Beer, Goading, Hadn, Kirsty, Knickers, Lara 1, Lashing, Mischievous Grin, Mov, Porn Industry, Proceedings, Twat, Vagina
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Saturday, June 27th, 2009
Justine and Martin Gunn both are working porn stars in their own right and no doubt met from doing porn which has its own set of chemistry right there in itself, so a lil lecture from myself at the beginning didn’t go amiss until it came to doing the stills and Justine decided she wasn’t going to take her fellas large tool in the choo-cha (back door action arse fans)…It turns out they don’t really do anal in private but only for videos and since I insisted on reality based’ I thought…Aw shucks, what the hell. Bum fucking aint everything. Though to be brutally honest I think it would’ve been more fun for me to watch than Justine receiving it, although she promised she would do it for me on any other shoot but…’not with his fucking size! Look at his wang! It will killme!’
Yes Martin is’nt what u would call under developed by any long shot but this is why I devilishly goaded her with a’ Go on teen! Just for me” Bless her cotton socks, she was actually thinking about doing it but I insisted I was joking as goading couples into doing things they do not do or want to do is not my style. That would really detract from what we do with this line but I promised her I would book her for another shoot outside of her partner and I will find the biggest man meat in The Czech Republic to plunder her bum hole with….Ha ha haaaa! Justine darling you have a beautiful arse and it would be a crime against all humanity to not download u do anal but today, seriously in danger of getting thumped by her fella I let it go.
Actually Martin is a twat cat and we discovered through conversation we knew certain people over the years in the industry from here to Belgium so I scored brownie points there.
Familiarity and chit chat aside we got down to the business at hand and the couple turned out a rather nice movie. Justine gleefully manhandled Martins weapon in her mouth so well I thought it was going to leave stretch marks on her lips. Seriously the way she went to work on him I bet she could’ve taken it up the bum no problem and secretly I wondered how I could manoeuvre the shoot to abit of back door loving but this would’ve seriously robbed me of the chemistry that ensued between them. It seemed quite clear that Justine, despite being much smaller than Martin seemed like she was the 1 wearing the pants…But hey, don’t most women come across this way in relationships?
Tags: Amp, Belgium, Bum, Chemistry, Chit Chat, Cotton Socks, Couples, Czech Republic, Familiarity, Fellas, Gunn, Ha Ha, Hell, Justine, Lips, Man Meat, No Doubt, Porn Stars, Stretch Marks, Twat
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Thursday, June 18th, 2009
The great thing about Kat and Kenny is that they seem to be more realer than real, being married in the traditional sense, with a child and paying a mortgage but seem to be sincerely enthusiastic still about doing porn and more important, about each other. Sure. Like most new couples to me, they had that timid energy but it didn’t stop Kenny having a raging man meat and besides, today, Kat had a special treat for him which must have added that extra twitch of excitement to the fact she was treating him to the rare occasion of allowing him to stick his wang in (gasp) her bum!

Yes, believe it or not, there are girls out there who do this as a special treat for their fellas, not unlike Mother indulging her young un to the filling induced pleasure of munching sweeties. And like some couples devoted to each other, Kenny allows his missus to be the boss of the household. Either that or because of her experience modelling he allowed her to dictate in which order and direction the shoot went and for what it was worth it turned out to be a really enjoyable shoot, not only for them but for me also as I filmed their natural progression from chit chat to kissing and foreplay and the eventual sex that ensued which had its beginnings on the sofa then moved upstairs to the bedroom for comfort, after enough, sucking and fucking, Kat decided it was time he slipped his raging hard on in her bum and afforded him a generous moment to indulge himself in the tightness of her backside hole and what a lovely butt his girl has and nice prominent nipples too. Kenny had no problems in this department and told me he couldn’t hold off any longer and followed through by taking his peen out of her arse and slipping it into her twat for the frenzied ride to climax which he did inside her vagina. So deep in fact that it didn’t seep out until much later when we were shooting the soft version, where you could hear it squelching away with every pound Kenny drove into her.
I also got Kat doing a lap dance as Kenny revealed this through conversation…it just had to be done. All in all it was a very satisfactory outcome and I certainly would like to have them in front of my camera again…A very nice couple indeed. Down to earth and loved what they did and definitely into each other…its like, doing porn is like a second wedding ring in my mind and this video certainly consolidates that notion.
Tags: Arse, Backside, Chit Chat, Climax, Excitement, Fellas, Kat, Lap Dance, Man Meat, Missus, Natural Progression, Nipples, Peen, Rare Occasion, Sofa, Sweeties, Traditional Sense, Twat, Twitch, Vagina
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Sunday, May 10th, 2009
Emma dressed up in white blouse/ school tie, hair in bunches school woman number which contradicted nicely her dark lacy socks in shiny dark high heels which Richard is fond of apparently. Me too. I thought Emma looked lovely that I don’t think I was supposed to admire her in that way but what Richard doesn’t know is our secret. Me you and 2,600 other members here right?…Doh!

I filmed them as I usually do having a chat standing around and smoking fags. I like this, it offers a glimpse into the world of Richard and Emma and shows how familiar they are as I got shots of Emmas bottom barely concealed by her lacy black knickers. She then started rubbing her twat through her knickers provocatively, teasing Richard and telling him to get his cock out. She wanted to watch him wank and before long, suitably riled up, Emma had his schlong in her mouth, happily sucking away and flicker her tongue on his bell end. He scooped her up and carried her into the next room which was also a smaller lounge and placed her on the sofa where he returned the favour by licking her vagina. Emma was loving it! Her bitch was now gagging for penetration and she led him to the kitchen where she sucked his peen to full rigidity before cocking her leg up on the kitchen work top for him to enter her. They built up pace as her breathing go t heavier and she breathed for him to fuck her long and deep. She turned around and dontinued fucking and kissing when Emma wanted her shoes and socks removed to have her toes sucked while she gets banged on the kitchen surface. Richard obliged without hesitation. I noticed an elaborate tattoo on her foot that must have taken ages and must’ve been real painful to do but then I also think its sexy how girls adorn their feet with jewellery and generally look after their appearance. I think a nice pair of legs and feet can be a seductive tool for women getting a mans attention.
Richard happily sucked on all her toes as he slided back and forth in her bitch. Richard then sat down on a chair by the table as she mounted him and rode away before he got up and banged her doggy style on the chair for a bit before they returned to the sofa where he pounded her for a bit before she got up and wanked him to climax in her mouth. What a couple! I’d sure like to work with them again. ..and a special thanks to Tammy Oldham for putting them in touch with me. Mwah-mwah!
Tags: Blouse, Bunches School, Emma, Favour, Glimpse, Hesitation, High Heels, Jewellery, Kitchen Work, Knickers, Lacy Socks, Legs And Feet, Peen, Rigidity, Riled Up, Schlong, School Tie, Tie Hair, Twat, Vagina
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Thursday, May 7th, 2009
Kaz B came to my attention through Faye Rampton who first met her at the BGAFD 5 party where she mysteriously disappeared for a while in the ladies and got it on with Kaz. Not bad for a young babe who wasn’t doing porn then. You might even say this qualified her entry into “the adult business”. However Kaz wasn’t doing girl/ girl back then….well not officially anyway and now here she is with her fella James getting it on for Real Couples and what a cool friendly couple they are. U can tell by the pics they were having fun. It is interesting to note that they weren’t afraid to cross boundaries by reversing roles. JJ acted submissive to Kaz being dominant…just for a brief moment mind but at least she had the decency to give him a “reach around”. I love that saying. I first heard that in Full Metal Jacket and didn’t quite catch on at the time what it meant until a couple of years later. It all adds to the variety reflecting what couples do and was made all the more funnier when they were taking pictures of each other and Kaz assumed the role of a sleazy photographer taking advantage of the model.

I’m told that the couple have epic episodes of sex lasting for hours which would have been fun to document but what I got seemed indicative of the playful nature between them which kicked off with the usual tactile and passionate initiation of kissing then blowjob leading to vaginal penetration in doggy before Kaz positioned herself to give JJ a hands free blowjob/ tit wank combo between her ample tits which JJ enjoyed for awhile before they resumed shagging in spoons, reverse cowgirl and finally missionary before JJ stroked out of Kaz twat and tugged off to several powerful spurts that drenched her face and body. Just like she likes it apparently. Goes to show some couples like it the traditional porno way. After all, its not everyday they get to make a porn vid together. This being officially their second movie.. Okay, so I directed it a lil bit which probably lends to some contrivance to the end product but everything else was really them and a nice movie it was to make too.
Tags: Adult Business, Ample Tits, Decency, Doggy, Face And Body, Fella, Full Metal Jacket, Girl Girl, Having Fun, Initiation, Jj, Kaz, Lil Bit, Playful Nature, Rampton, Reverse Cowgirl, Sleazy Photographer, Spurts, Twat, Vaginal Penetration
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Monday, April 13th, 2009
Our last day. The girls were woken early by the building shaking as an earthquake was in congress but it turned out it was due to the heavy industrial machines they were using to flatten the street outside which the workmen have been engaged with since Monday. We wererat The Casa Italia on the outskirts of Prague, the area that was severely flooded a year ago. It is now in a period of reconstruction and loking all the better for it. Today was the loudest day and I was hoping to shoot in Katalin and Saharas apartment. They suggested I shouldnt. I wanted to do it because it was fun but as circumstances turned out, I had to shoot in the upstairs one where Faye and I were staying.

There was a knock at the door and I answered it to find a beautiful lady standing there and no Dennis the boyfriend. They had come separately. Pardon the pun. Dennis arrived ten minutes later after parking his car and by this time Katalin and Sahara had made their way to the airport. I was hoping Dennis understood my direction that without the lights being set up, I wanted real ambient light, preferring to use my onboard light as a fill in. I don’t like scenes that are lit up like studio sets. Well, not this line anyway.
Another thing, and I can’t really blame the euro performers for giving their best to the producer, but they seem so serious in their work. I had to stress to Dennis I want the clip lively and real. I want Dennis and Petty not what I think they should be. Have fun. Dennis tends to stare at me for awhile like I’m not sure if he understands but I think he got my drift as he did deliver a good performance as did his girlfriend. They’ve been together a fair while and Dennis disclosed he would like to marry her at some point. They nailed on the kitchen table, the chair and the sofa before Dennis inched his tool up Pettys arse hole and nailed her in a variety of positions alternating between twat and arse. I think this is termed as sinking the pink and the brown before getting her in the reverse cowgirl for a bit where she rode him to climax in her vagina rounding off a tiring but productive week of shoots that was, not entirely without its problems but I feel vindicated that it was all good. I would like to thank Karl for organising the shoots on behalf of myself, Sahara and Katalin and his lovely girlfriend Satin for being so accommodating. She also did a wonderful job on make up on all but the Real Couples scenes (I like to keep that raw and real). U can look forward to these shoots on Kat Vargas Bedtime Stories and Simply Sahara in the next few months after it has premiered on www.clittyslickers.com and www.realcouples.co.uk first of course. No doubt Sahara will inform u of her new site when it is prepared.
Tags: Ambient Light, Amp, Arse Hole, Beautiful Lady, Casa Italia, Circumstances, Drift, Earthquake, Girlfriend, Katalin, Kitchen Table, Outskirts, Prague, Pun, Reconstruction, Sahara, Sofa, Twat, Upstairs, Workmen
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